celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

(via honeybees-magicwands)

tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

(via hiddle-batch)

willisahappygrahamcracker:

Imagine Hannibal having a Halloween party and he just serves severed limbs and whole human organs and everyone thinks it’s normal animal meat like “oh how creative!” while he’s just in the kitchen smirking and wiping a speck of blood off his tie

(via always-superwholocked-447)

robinless:

Spanish has a variety in swearing and a flexibility that I miss in English

I mean yeah sure you can say ”fuck you asshole” to that driver who just cut you but isn’t that a bit lacking in spice when you can lower your window and shout I SHIT ON YOUR DEAD ANCESTORS YOU MALE GOAT SON OF A WHORE (me cago en tus muertos cabrón hijo de puta)

(via a-mess-of-fandoms)